Is He High?

Is Spain in Latin America?

Does John McCain approve salacious campaign adds in his sleep? (You know- Approval in you Sleep Syndrome.) (Otherwise known as ASS.)

So let me get this straight;

John McCain's Platform is:

1. The Strong Fundamentals of our Failing Economy may be at Risk

2. Osama Bin Laden is Hiding Out in a Tent in John McCain's Backyard

3. Barack Obama eats Babies After He Teaches Them About Sex

4. All Women are as Stupid as, and Therefore Similar To, Sarah Palin

5. The President and Vice President Are Above the Law, and Will Not Talk to Investigators, But Will Fire People they Legally Cannot

6. The Republican Ticket is So Superior in the Field of Foreign Relations, That They Have the Ability to Relocate Spain to Latin America, and Russia to Alaska

7. We Can Fix the Environment and Lower Gas Prices by Invoking the Name of John McCain's Favorite Classic Porno, "Drill, Baby, Drill"

8. Thoughtlessly Clinging to Mythical Sentimentalism and Deadly Weapons is Logically Sound

9. The Government Can Keep Kids Abstinent, Fight A Multi-front 100-year War On Terror, and Create Over 100 New Offshore Drilling Rigs, and Destroy the Multi-Trillion Dollar Deficit, all Without Raising Taxes

10. John McCain is in Moderate Health

I guess this just means the Obama campaign can stop fundraising. Apparently the Republicans will lose the election on their own.